Quote #7637
Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.
Quote #27911
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Quote #14601
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot...
Quote #17289
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
Quote #28363
What am I afraid of I’ll tell you a feather. that’s right, a feather....
Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Quote #9809
Whether we bring our enemies to justice, or justice to our enemies, justice will...
Quote #27077
All universal moral principles are idle fantasies.
Quote #18137
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
Quote #17170
Formerly a public man needed a private secretary for a barrier between himself and...