Quote #29201
People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
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No life is so hard that you can’t make it easier by the way...
Quote #7289
It is more tolerable to be refused than deceived.
Quote #1533
There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #14369
In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in an clearer light,...
Quote #30651
Hollywood actors and actress are not better than you — They just act like...
Quote #3943
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.
Quote #26235
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...