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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.
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I live for books.
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The billiard table is better than the doctor.
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There comes a time when summer asks what you have been doing all winter.
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When your bow is broken and your last arrow spent, then shoot, shoot with...
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Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...
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Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #19690
There never was a good war, or a bad peace.