Quote #21074
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
Quote #11604
Summertime, and the living is easy.
Quote #7451
Nonsense and noise will oft prevail, when honour and affection fail.
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #1734
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Quote #13093
The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.
Quote #3071
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
Quote #6157
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
Quote #17019
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...