Quote #27326
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
Quote #34302
It’s so easy to be wicked without knowing it, isn’t it
Quote #22372
I would rather be able to appreciate things I can not have than to...
Quote #18859
It is well to give when asked but it is better to give unasked,...
Quote #27758
What’s been great about the human race gives you a sense of how great...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #16230
The key to every man is his thought. Sturdy and defying though he look,...
Quote #16890
Life is a progress, and not a station.