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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
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I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
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The atom, being for all practical purposes the stable unit of the physical plane,...
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong...
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When she was a small girl, Amanda hid a ticking clock in an old,...
Quote #2973
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the last...
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Go around asking a lot of damfool questions and taking chances. Only through curiosity...
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds...
Quote #3641
There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot...