Quote #15254
He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
Quote #1177
“My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals...
Quote #17974
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
Quote #28701
Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer...
Quote #13493
My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in...
Quote #28334
I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is...
Quote #13975
We teach them proper principles and let them govern themselves.
Quote #26200
You till be glad to know the President is practicing safe snacks. in reference...
Quote #5476
When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less.
Quote #472
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered,...