Quote #33211
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Quote #9419
Those who would deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves; and, under...
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #10988
In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.
Quote #21556
Conquering any difficulty always gives one a secret joy, for it means pushing back...
Quote #929
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
Quote #19163
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
Quote #5630
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
Quote #28746
If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
Quote #6182
Train up a fig tree in the way it should go, and when you...