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The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
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Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great...
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You teach your daugthers the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are...
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Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
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Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at...
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In the beginning was the word. But by the time the second word was...
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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus’s-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and...
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You desire to know the art of living, my friend It is contained in...
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Why is it that we entertain the belief that for every purpose odd numbers...
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The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed...