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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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Instant gratification takes too long.
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It is better to risk saving a guilty person than to condemn an innocent...
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