Quote #16719
A pile of rocks ceases to be a rock when somebody contemplates it with...
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #3108
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #7653
My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That...
Quote #8582
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are...
Quote #31601
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Quote #32415
Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time and...
Quote #31128
When it comes to the future, there are three kinds of people those who...
Quote #30250
Courage is like love it must have hope for nourishment.