Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #26748
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
Quote #4518
Men willingly believe what they wish.
Quote #20871
Lady you berefit me of all words, Only my blood speaks to you in...
Quote #19072
No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love...
Quote #1104
The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
Quote #19286
I’m never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on...
Quote #26424
The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusion.
Quote #940
Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President....
Quote #32078
One hopes to achieve the zero option, but in the absence of that we...