Quote #5368
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Quote #31833
No matter what happens, there’s always somebody who knew it would
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Quote #27439
America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #28776
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and...
Quote #24452
It is a true saying that a man must eat a peck of salt...
Quote #26569
One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing that to...
Quote #2591
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.