George Carlin Quote #5368 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Lonny Starr Quote #31833 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No matter what happens, there’s always somebody who knew it would
Tallulah Bankhead Quote #6793 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Mel Brooks Quote #6066 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Author Unknown Quote #15217 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Evan Esar Quote #27439 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Edgar Watson Howe Quote #28776 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and...
Miguel de Cervantes Quote #24452 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is a true saying that a man must eat a peck of salt...
Agatha Christie Quote #26569 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing that to...
H. L. Mencken Quote #2591 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.