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BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
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Never violate the sacredness of your individual self-respect.
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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While we have the gift of life, it seems to me that only tragedy...
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A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
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Organized crime constitutes nothing less than a guerilla war against society.
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
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Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 2 or 8. Anyone who keeps...
Quote #2105
Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed.
Quote #25701
Permissiveness is the principle of treating children as if they were adults and the...