Quote #28136
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Quote #4907
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #18329
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #12128
Give what you have. To some it may be better than you dare think.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #31558
I believe life is a series of near misses. A lot of what we...
Quote #16772
Activity is the only road to knowledge.
Quote #4764
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having...
Quote #25242
I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it, and I’m afraid...