Quote #832
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #28310
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed...
Quote #7966
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.
Quote #22592
The single best augury is to fight for one’s country.
Quote #23956
Always listen to experts. They’ll tell you what can’t be done and why. Then...
Quote #11986
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Quote #23219
The basis of our government being the opinion of the people, the very first...
Quote #27961
Very simple ideas lie within the reach only of complex minds.
Quote #27123
At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there...
Quote #1549
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.