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Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought...
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I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I...
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Women thrive on novelty and are easy meat for the commerce of fashion. Men...
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Washington is like a self-sealing tank on a military aircraft. When a bullet passes...
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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Do what nobody else can do for you. Omit to do anything else.
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I like life. It’s something to do.
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I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...