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True nobility is in being superior to your previous self.
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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
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JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
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Still seems it strange, that thou shouldst live forever Is it less strange, that...
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The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...