Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #30177
Children whose curiosity survives parental discipline and who manage to grow up before they...
Quote #10806
Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.
Quote #34771
Let’s not kid ourselves. Whatever we diagnose, most patients, if they don’t die, get...
Quote #18988
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Quote #34891
You can make those promises with just as much passion the second time around....
Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #2516
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Quote #18155
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.