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A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor.
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As for the pyramids, there is nothing to wonder at in them so much...
Quote #27577
Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
Quote #2828
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
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The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with...
Quote #29549
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you...
Quote #29328
If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you...
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Quote #4060
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument...
Quote #24749
Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny.