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When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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The truly educated man is that rare individual who can separate reality from illusion.
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…my dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They...
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War is the continuation of politics by other means.
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God has placed no limits to the exercise of the intellect he has given...
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
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Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up...
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What’s right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we...
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Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last...