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Since when was genius found respectable?
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We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
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There is nothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for...
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Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any...
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it...
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To handle yourself, use your head To handle others, use your heart.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone...
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There is value in everybody’s gift. No matter how hard to find or strange...