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A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Those who don’t know the mistakes of the past won’t be able to enjoy...
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
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Persons who have no desire to live have a very slight chance of recovery....
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It isn’t the people you fire who make your life miserable, it’s the people...
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It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you...
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Not to be cheered by praise, Not to be grieved by blame, But to...
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Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.