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I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Sorry for the disaster. And thanks for your patience!
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I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject...
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We are all pencils in the hand of God.
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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Blossoms are scattered by the wind and the wind cares nothing, but the blossoms...
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A poor surgeon hurts 1 person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130.