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The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants...
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With just enough of learning to misquote.
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Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I...
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
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A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks...
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The greatest gift is a portion of thyself.