Quote #1858
Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.
Quote #12062
A word to the wise is infuriating.
Quote #3729
It can be shown that for any nutty theory, beyond-the-fringe political view, or strange...
Quote #28430
If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
Quote #3144
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our...
Quote #22244
Real generosity toward the future consists in giving all to what is present.
Quote #25377
A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop,...
Quote #9725
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Quote #1740
Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
Quote #22016
Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody...