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Laughing deeply is living deeply.
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Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
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Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of...
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The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor...
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The friendship that can cease has never been real.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
Quote #15182
If one only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we...
Quote #26728
Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Quote #6192
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.