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You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.
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Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
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Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
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The beginning is the most important part of the work.
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If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
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A good intention but fixed and resolute – bent on high and holy ends,...
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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You think America is the biggest place on Earth, but it’s not. The view...
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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a...