Quote #4268
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
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Marty McFly Jesus, George, it’s a wonder I was ever born.
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If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #27100
O, what a heaven is love, O, what a hell
Quote #34082
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
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Never say anything to hurt anyone. Moreover . . . refrain from double talk,...
Quote #765
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is...
Quote #2441
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
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A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to...
Quote #27831
I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have...