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My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials.
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Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them,...
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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of...
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Every once in a while, take the scenic route.
Quote #30139
If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody...
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A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose...
Quote #17458
Learning without thought is labor lost thought without learning is perilous.