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It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know...
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Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
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Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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It is a good answer that knows when to stop.
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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s...
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The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being....
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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
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Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you...