Quote #2947
If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly...
Quote #27841
Real poverty is less a state of income than a state of mind.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #31604
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...
Quote #6642
It is a far, far better thing that I do now, then I have...
Quote #32881
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #13697
Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.
Quote #24458
A good name is better than riches.
Quote #3380
Genius hath electric power which earth can never tame.
Quote #5901
Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should...