Quote #3981
There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on...
Quote #1892
Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.
Quote #10443
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
Quote #21978
The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
Quote #27531
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
Quote #5012
The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
Quote #4468
When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...
Quote #12601
Take care of the fans and they will sure as hell take care of...
Quote #29536
I’m going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Quote #2194
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.