Quote #21680
Nothing can be more absurd than the practice that prevails in our country of...
Quote #17897
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to...
Quote #7247
The idle mind knows not what it wants.
Quote #31266
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
Quote #2666
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what...
Quote #25544
Faith is the first factor in a life devoted to service. Without it, nothing...
Quote #25516
There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his...
Quote #945
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my...
Quote #2757
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...