Quote #24023
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...
Quote #34518
Life is an escalator You can move forward or backward you can not remain...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #11856
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
Quote #4481
Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #26385
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
Quote #4891
When he is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when...
Quote #27716
I believe that if i should die, and you were to walk near my...
Quote #2968
That orgy of wishful thinking that has passed for logic in the present century.