Quote #12502
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of...
Quote #12705
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Quote #33147
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
Quote #1964
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
Quote #21037
First Appeared in 1721
Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #12791
Hate the sin, love the sinner.
Quote #34203
I cannot say whether things will get better if we change what I can...
Quote #18535
Somehow he Tim gets thoughtful sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest...
Quote #93
Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside...