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I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Living in the past is a dull and lonely business looking back strains the...
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Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not...
Quote #23824
To be loved, be lovable.
Quote #32693
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
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Virtue is a state of war, and to live in it we have always...
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You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
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Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
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If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to...
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I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed...