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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
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People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which...
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Love is so much better when you are not married.
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A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars.
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History is a vast early warning system.
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That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
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Man has three friends on whose company he relies. First, wealth which goes with...