Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28379 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes Quote #808 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
D. March Quote #15790 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Proverbs are in the world of thought what gold coin is in the world...
Alexander Pope Quote #20607 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Dan Quayle Quote #34497 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Shimon Peres Quote #30591 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He restored the Bible to its people, he restored the people to the Bible.
Socrates, In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988 Quote #9235 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
Daniel Webster Quote #32830 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and...
Kahlil Gibran Quote #18826 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote #23623 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.