Quote #30368
No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Quote #34035
Time is just something that we assign. You know, past, present, it’s just all...
Quote #18523
‘A merry Christmas, uncle God save you’ cried a cheerful voice. ‘Bah’ said Scrooge....
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There is a difference between a book of two hundred pages from the very...
Quote #32580
I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #14122
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
Quote #13158
Virtue they will but abuse, and taunt her with bitter revilling.
Quote #26121
I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...