Quote #6638
I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one...
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When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to...
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Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one...
Quote #32622
One great use of words is to hide our thoughts.
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #19436
Never fight an inanimate object.
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Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
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Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
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If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines...
Quote #2720
Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle...