Quote #3980
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote #14575
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
Quote #30820
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
Quote #29985
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
Quote #22034
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Quote #27740
Faith… Must be enforced by reason…When faith becomes blind it dies.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #966
I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you...
Quote #18321
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it...
Quote #5524
To accomplish great things, we must not only act but also dream, not only...