Quote #14578
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Quote #2730
I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of...
Quote #2692
The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because...
Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #26944
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...
Quote #26316
If there is one eternal truth of politics, it is that there are always...
Quote #17617
You’re never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you’re never...
Quote #1874
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
Quote #26489
Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their...
Quote #422
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be...