Quote #16300
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
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Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or...
Quote #5507
My business is not to remake myself, But make the absolute best of what...
Quote #1911
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius is limited.
Quote #11540
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
Quote #25668
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #12008
The meekest of animals will fight bravely when it is backed against a wall,...
Quote #20458
No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
Quote #24264
Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.