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I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...
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I can’t forgive my friends for dying I don’t find these vanishing acts of...
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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
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Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a...
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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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I have spent most of my time worrying about thigs that have never happened.
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As gold which he cannot spend will make no man rich, so knowledge which...
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I have made this letter longer, because I have not had the time to...
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The key to immortality is first to live a life worth remembering.
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It is ever the invisible that is the object of our profoundest worship. With...