Quote #1348
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Quote #22054
I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd...
Quote #19250
We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
Quote #5795
Quality has to be caused, not controlled.
Quote #9261
I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I...
Quote #3540
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose,...
Quote #3747
Nothing in the entire universe ever perishes, believe me, but things vary, and adopt...
Quote #123
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Quote #19666
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Quote #5018
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.