Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #24589
Arbitrary power is like most other things which are very hard, very liable to...
Quote #20698
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
Quote #19732
Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the...
Quote #10663
I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.
Quote #13371
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #29533
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote #8310
A writer must refuse to allow himself to be transformed into an institution.
Quote #6355
I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.