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Lloyd There’s really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you’re more likely...
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No horse gets anywhere until he is harnessed. No stream or gas drives anything...
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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The most popular labor-saving device is still money.
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Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing.
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It is still an unending source of surprise for me how a few scribbles...
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Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yieldAgainst stupidity the very godsThemselves contend in vain....
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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The softest things in the world overcome the hardest things in the world.Through this...
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Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.