Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28354 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
William Van Horne Quote #1104 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
Tallulah Bankhead Quote #6793 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Robert Wilensky Quote #34918 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete...
Walt Whitman Quote #23415 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch.
Willem de Kooning Quote #23490 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
John Dryden Quote #7651 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 But far more numerous was the herd of such, Who think too little and...
Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-30-03 Quote #10880 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Napoleon Bonaparte Quote #25791 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.