Quote #28354
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
Quote #1104
The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #34918
We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete...
Quote #23415
Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch.
Quote #9302
There is no wisdom without love.
Quote #23490
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
Quote #7651
But far more numerous was the herd of such, Who think too little and...
Quote #10880
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #25791
A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.