Quote #16516
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Quote #30038
Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Quote #3830
To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
Quote #4673
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Quote #20611
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Quote #11546
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #7851
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
Quote #34140
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if...
Quote #8991
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
Quote #33390
I don’t want to sound Pollyannaish, but I hope that out of a tragedy...